Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Just as Valid

Given the recent hubbub over the Zodiac getting a shot of realism, of course, it was ripe for parody from the Onion. Let's take a look at mine.
Libra Sept 23 - Oct 23
Wait, if an existing constellation has that great an effect on one's destiny, then why didn't anyone make a fuss about Eris, Sedna, and Quaoar, the planet-sized objects in the Kuiper belt?
Good question. Oh but wait.... that's my old sign. Fortunately, taking a look at Sagittarius' forecast tells me how I should deal with change:
Just keep repeating: No matter what, you are still a Sagittarius. You are still a Sagittarius. You are still a Sagittarius.
These are about as accurate as any "real" horoscope, but infinitely more intelligent.

3 comments:

flipt said...

LOL!

i had no idea there was a change in the zodiac signs, although, astrology is a less reliable field of science (i think).

flipt said...

LOL!

i had no idea there was a change in the zodiac signs, although, astrology is a less reliable field of science (i think).

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