Thursday, September 07, 2006

Super Scientologist Man!

Every religion has its perks. Catholics can become immune to sexual harassment suits, Jews are apparently magic with money, Islam gives multiple breaks from work to pray...

Until now, Scientology has been left out of the club. But they're working to change that. So what are they unveiling as their perks?

Super powers!

According to the article, Scientologists believe we are all born with 57 different ways to percieve the world and that they just have to be unlocked with training. For a list of these powers, check out the end of the article. They're all pretty lame and all fall under our normal senses. But that's the key to creating religion: Don't be bothered with the facts.

Too bad none of them seem to have developed their Reality power yet.

However, I would like to see a superhero named Muscular Tension Man...

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